C. Ronaldo injured

On Tuesday morning, Real Madrid’s president Florentino Perez received a strange letter from a wizard who claims to have been contracted by someone personally close to Cristiano Ronaldo.

Actually, this wizard is not an unknown person to Real Madrid. It is believed that he is the same priest who put curses on David Beckham, Fabio Cannavaro, Sergio Ramos, Raul, and “Fat” Ronaldo.

The voodoo priest predicted that Cristiano Ronaldo will spend most of his time sidelined with injury than on the field of play.

A part of his letter wrote:

“I’m not anti-madridista. I have nothing against this great club. I am a professional and someone has paid very well for me using my powers. I have been hired to make Cristiano Ronaldo suffer a serious injury.
I can’t promise that it will be a serious injury but he’ll certainly be out of action more than playing.”

According to the voodoo priest, the curse is already working against Cristiano Ronaldo. In fact, the Portuguese winger didn’t score against Tenerife to make it five out of five in La Liga and the wizard explained that this failure to score last weekend was part of the curse.

“It’s a step-by-step process and depends on various factors so the result you are looking for is achieved sooner or later,” the priest explained in the letter.

The conspiracy is strange, but the priest attempted to clarify things by pointing Florentino Perez as the main reason behind this plot. Another part of the letter read:

“Mr President of Real Madrid, Florentino Perez: ‘Since you challenged me with you return at Madrid, I would like to inform you that from this moment, Cristiano Ronaldo won’t be your soccer star, as he will be losing value. It’s nothing personal, but you challenged me, and I will answer, we’ll see who wins this challenge. Kink regards’”

Earlier this year in January, just days before the FIFA World Player of the Year Gala, Cristiano Ronaldo astonishingly survived a bizarre car crashed. The front of his Ferrari was completely destroyed, but he was left with absolutely no bruises on his body.

Will he survive the voodoo priest’s curse this time? Vote below.

(Many thanks to Adrian Serban for communicating this story to me, and to Isaac Asante for the English to Spanish translation of the priest’s last statement.)

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